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Snakes & Bladders
03:27
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Oh my god I REALLY need to pee!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee and shake it out don't wanna masturbate!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee, I need to empty my bladder!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee and shake it out don't wanna masturbate!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee, I need to empty my bladder!
I guess I could pee from a ladder,
BUT PEOPLE WOULD GET MADDER!
High up I could empty my bladder
BUT THE SIGHT OF MY SNAKE WOULD ONLY MAKE THE PUBLIC SADDER!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee and shake it out don't wanna masturbate!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee, I need to empty my bladder!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee and shake it out don't wanna masturbate!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee, I need to empty my bladder!
I guess I could pee from a ladder,
BUT PEOPLE WOULD GET MADDER!
High up I could empty my bladder
BUT THE SIGHT OF MY SNAKE WOULD ONLY MAKE THE PUBLIC SADDER!
I should be urinating,
NOT DOING THIS DEBATING!
It's a problem I am hating!
AAAAARGH!
Gonna pee in the boot of your car,
'Cause the toilet is just too far away
It's a shame you drive a nice Hyundai
I swear I'll pay for damages!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee and shake it out don't wanna masturbate!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee, I need to empty my bladder!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee and shake it out don't wanna masturbate!
I need to pee, I need to uri-uri-urinate,
I need to pee, I need to empty my bladder!
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2. |
Bad Grammar is a Syntax
03:00
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You might not know who we are,
We're the band that plays doom ska!
The Prophets of Impending Doom,
We're playing to you in this very room.
We don't need no introduction!
...That was a double negative!
Clearly, I can't use grammar anymore...
Double negatives, run-on sentences,
Bad lyrical grammar commences,
Look out Grammar Nazis here I am!
Double negatives, run-on sentences,
Bad lyrical grammar commences,
Look out Grammar Nazis here I am!
(I am good grammar!)
I know the difference 'twixt "where" and "we're",
And between "there", "they're" and "their",
But the rest is all up in the air.
It's hard to rhyme lyrics with class,
Without screwing grammar in the ass!
It's no small wonder in English I get a pass!
Double negatives, run-on sentences,
Bad lyrical grammar commences,
Look out Grammar Nazis here I am!
Double negatives, run-on sentences,
Bad lyrical grammar commences,
Look out Grammar Nazis here I am!
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3. |
I Like Pie
02:41
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Bacon pie, it tastes so good,
You want to try, you know you should!
Apple pie is sweet and neat,
It tastes so good, it's a real treat.
Chocolate pie!
It's always moist and never dry!
If you touch my chocolate pie,
I will ensure that you will die!
I like pie!
Everybody likes pie!
Pie happens to be really neat
It tastes a lot better than loamy peat!
I like pie!
Everybody likes pie!
Because it tastes so great!
Come on, put some on my plate!
Tarts aren't such a good idea
'Cause they're not pies, that much is clear,
I'll say this once, I'll say it again,
Tarts aren't good, they're not your friend!
But nothing beats my chocolate pie,
Don't look at it! Or I'll make you cry!
I guess I've saved the best for last,
Pie-flavoured pie! 'Cause it's a blast!
I like pie!
Everybody likes pie!
Pie happens to be really neat
It tastes a lot better than loamy peat!
I like pie!
Everybody likes pie!
Because it tastes so great!
Come on, put some on my plate!
I like pie!
Everybody likes pie!
Pie happens to be really neat
It tastes a lot better than loamy peat!
I like pie!
Everybody likes pie!
Because it tastes so great!
Come on, put some on my plate!
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4. |
Stationery Moments
02:51
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Checking my change to buy a pen,
Can't believe it happened again!
In my pants it sprung a leak,
Ruined my trousers for the week.
Barely have enough coin for laundry day,
But I think I'll be okay!
Printer's out, need more paper,
And this report's gonna need a stapler,
Paper clips are not acceptable.
Go to local office supplies,
And once there I get a surprise,
The clerk wanted to sharpen my pencil.
Stationery moments,
I spilt my white-out all over my desk,
Now my post-its are wrecked,
What was I supposed to do?
The pen is mightier than the sword,
Until you're out of ink, then you're floored,
C'mon, get your hard 4H out!
Can I stick my pencil in your case?
The graphite memory won't erase,
Should have used HB instead.
Tapping away on the keys,
Then it's time for afternoon tea,
White with two, and a biscuit or three.
I'm sick of this office job,
And my boss just called me a slob,
Gotta get out of this 9 to 5 drudgery!
Stationery moments,
I spilt my white-out all over my desk,
Now my post-its are wrecked,
What was I supposed to do?
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5. |
Omnomnom Your Brains
04:27
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Lock your door!
Find a chainsaw!
Hide from the endless onslaught!
They'll moan and groan, and om-nom your face if you're caught!
"Brains!" They cry, "Brains!"
Except for the vegetarians,
Leaving bloodstains on your front porch again
(Ah f' fuck's sake!)
The virus has spread,
Creating more undead,
All I feel is dread,
And undeniable hatred!
For this plague that destroyed our race,
And left me stranded in a zombie-riddled place!
I'm killing a zombie with a Kombi!
And shooting them with a shotgun is quite fun!
Watch out for those living corpses,
They'll omnomnom your face,
Not just you, but also your cheese,
And the entire human race!
Those friggin' zombies,
First they ate my cheese,
Now they're chewing my knees,
And it hurts more than brain freeze!
Can you stop them from gnawing on me?
Just blow their heads off, to let me be!
Seems like you need more defence!
How about an actual fence?
A tall and strong fence is a good defence!
Let your final stand commence.
Try to relax and enjoy the day,
Even though it could be your last.
I'm sure that when the zombies get to you,
They'll think you a fine repast.
(Omnomnom)
So,
Never experiment with reanimating,
Cause if a zombie tried to eat you, that would be bad!
And I have to admit if a zombie ate you,
I would be very sad!
So put down that test tube man,
Go take the dog for a run,
Cause to the opposite of what you might think,
Zombie apocalypses aren't too fun!
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The Prophets of Impending Doom Adelaide, Australia
The Prophets of Impending Doom are possibly the only ska band to ever feature a dedicated cowbellist. Combine this extra cowbell with a four-piece harmonic horn section, an awesome-as-fuck rhythm section laying down the craziest danciest beats this side of the Black Stump, and a live show more energetic than any you've seen before, and you have us - your new favourite SA ska octet! ... more
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