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This is a demo we recorded at the same time as recording the Suppering. It features a few tracks we will putting on later releases.

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released January 5, 2013

Recorded, mixed and mastered by Ashley Miller at Doomgara Studios.

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The Prophets of Impending Doom Adelaide, Australia

The Prophets of Impending Doom are possibly the only ska band to ever feature a dedicated cowbellist. Combine this extra cowbell with a four-piece harmonic horn section, an awesome-as-fuck rhythm section laying down the craziest danciest beats this side of the Black Stump, and a live show more energetic than any you've seen before, and you have us - your new favourite SA ska octet! ... more

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Track Name: The Prophecy
Two Falcon Punches collide,
There will be no place to hide!
No revelations will kill us this time,
Where the fuck is Optimus Prime?

You’re all gonna die a painful death,
You’re all gonna die in the end!
There will be lots of blood and fire and stuff,
This is the Prophecy!
You’re all gonna die a painful death,
You’re all gonna die in the end!
There will be lots of blood and fire and stuff,
This is the Prophecy!

Everything is on fire!
Huddled under the church spire!
Flaming rocks falling from the sky,
Everyone prepare to die!

Hit the floor, and pray some more,
It won’t work, this was predicted before!
Death rides around on his horse,
The Apocalypse will run its course!

You’re all gonna die a painful death,
You’re all gonna die in the end!
There will be lots of blood and fire and stuff,
This is the Prophecy!
You’re all gonna die a painful death,
You’re all gonna die in the end!
There will be lots of blood and fire and stuff,
This is the Prophecy!
Track Name: These Locusts Are Bugging Me
Locusts rain down from the sky, a plague has come!
In the coming weeks and months life’s not going to be fun!
Get your fly spray out guys, today’s a time of need,
These insect bastards don’t know it’s impolite to eat other people’s feed!

These locusts are bugging me,
I just want to be free,
Eating all of our food,
We’re gonna be really screwed.
These locusts are bugging me,
They’ve got all the luck,
Eating our sustenance freely,
And they don’t give a fuck!

They’re good protein if you eat them, but that is not advised,
You don’t know where they’ve been for a start, and I doubt they’re sanitised!
Death to the buggy things, they’re being total dicks!
I’d fight them all myself if I had a swat and some pointy sticks!

These locusts are bugging me,
I just want to be free,
Eating all of our food,
We’re gonna be really screwed.
These locusts are bugging me,
They’ve got all the luck,
Eating our sustenance freely,
And they don’t give a fuck!

And so, the plagues continued on! I watched as crops were razed, food was destroyed, and the land itself became barren, like bread left out to become dry and stale. I watched as our race succumb to starvation, and I knew the end of days would soon be upon us, like a seagull upon chips!

These insects are making us starve, and that’s really mean!
Now all that I have left is a can of baked beans!
The bugs have won, I think it’s time for our race to enter the abyss,
I wish that Half-Life 2 because headcrabs would be better than this!

These locusts are bugging me,
I just want to be free,
Eating all of our food,
We’re gonna be really screwed.
These locusts are bugging me,
They’ve got all the luck,
Eating our sustenance freely,
And they don’t give a fuck!

The bugs have won, I think it’s time for our race to enter the abyss,
I wish that Half-Life 2 because headcrabs would be better than this!
Track Name: That's The Way I [t]Roll
I've got my arsenal,
A keyboard, mouse and penchant for being a tool!
'Cause trolling is really cool,
'Cause I troll and I know that I rule!
I'm trolling on the internet,
I trolled YouTube, I'm like "Success Get!"

"You got me fired from my job!"
That's what I said!
She said, "I'm so sorry!" Full of worry,
Thought she would be dead!
Then I laughed, and asked a request,
Make me a sandwich, because I troll the best!

That's the way I troll!
Look out I'm on a roll!
Here I come, Look out all
I'm gonna Facebook rape you up the wall!
Ha! Great success!
Trolled your ass, cause I'm the best!
That's the way we roll,
And that's, how we troll!

It's 3am and I'm going to bed,
Nah screw that shit, I think I'll troll instead,
I send my friends to Lemon Party,
I send my workmates to that website too!
I think it is real humourous,
My friends all say, "You dick!" "Yeah, fuck you Chris!"

This girl posted boring statuses so,
I commented "Cool story bro!"
She quickly got annoyed,
The sort of reaction that I enjoyed
Tried to retaliate,
Well I suppose, haters gonna hate!

That's the way I troll!
Look out I'm on a roll!
Here I come, Look out all
I'm gonna Facebook rape you up the wall!
Ha! Great success!
Trolled your ass, cause I'm the best!
That's the way we roll,
And that's, how we troll!