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You Have Nice Melons of the Fruit Variety

from The Suppering by The Prophets of Impending Doom

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Puns! We like them. So here is a song with a pun for a title.

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Your melons, so firm and so round,
Look to each weigh a pound.
Can I touch them? Whoa don't slap me!
I meant those of the fruit variety!
Your fruits of labour, so damn fine,
I want to make them mine mine mine
Large and sweet, I'll swear I'll be discreet,
Cause your melons are the ultimate treat.

Your melons and their girth,
Will be my favourite thing until I leave this earth.
Your big round fruit, circular as frisbees,
Candy to the eyes, they were grown to please.

They just wanna make me shout,
So nice and juicy, can't go without,
Damn girl, you're so fruity,
Your melons greatly complement your booty.
I wanna stick my trowel in your soil,
Make my own melons over which I can toil,
Make the earth nice and moist now,
Stick it in, here I'll show you how.

Your melons and their girth,
Will be my favourite thing until I leave this earth.
Your big round fruit, circular as frisbees,
Candy to the eyes, they were grown to please.

Your melons and their girth,
Will be my favourite thing until I leave this earth.
Your big round fruit, circular as frisbees,
Candy to the eyes, they were grown to please.

Your melons must be honeydew,
Cause I'm staring at them when I should be looking at you.
I wanna grab them, that is true,
But I know that's an action I would later rue.
I see your melons ripe on the vine,
So good they send shivers up my spine.
They're delicious, simply divine,
Something something interior design!

Your melons and their girth,
Will be my favourite thing until I leave this earth.
Your big round fruit, circular as frisbees,
Candy to the eyes, they were grown to please.

credits

from The Suppering, released January 5, 2013
Lachlan - tenor sax solo
Clarrie - vocals
Ashley - backing vocals
Lyrics - C. Duncan, D. Rompapas, X. Rubetzki-Noonan

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The Prophets of Impending Doom are possibly the only ska band to ever feature a dedicated cowbellist. Combine this extra cowbell with a four-piece harmonic horn section, an awesome-as-fuck rhythm section laying down the craziest danciest beats this side of the Black Stump, and a live show more energetic than any you've seen before, and you have us - your new favourite SA ska octet! ... more

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